Jokes
A Nigerian & A Lawyer
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A lawyer and a Nigerian are sitting next to each other on a long flight. The lawyer is thinking that Nigerians are so dumb that he can fool them easy… So the lawyer asks if the Nigerian would like to play a fun game. The Nigerian is tired and just wants to take a nap, so he politely declines and tries to catch a few winks. The lawyer persists and says that the game is a lot of fun. ‘I ask you a question, and if you don’t know the answer, you pay me only $5; You ask me one, and if I don’t know the answer, I will pay you $500.’ This catches the Nigerian’s attention and to keep the lawyer quiet, he agrees to play the game.
The lawyer asks the first question. ‘What’s the distance from The Earth to the moon?’ The Nigerian doesn’t say a word, reaches in his pocket pulls out a five-dollar bill, and hands it to the lawyer. Now, it’s the Nigerian’s turn. He asks the lawyer, ‘What goes up a hill with three legs, and comes down with four?’ The lawyer uses his laptop, searches all the references he knows. He uses the air-phone; he searches the Net and even the Library of Congress. He sends e-mails to all the smart friends he knows, all to no avail.
After one hour of searching, he finally gives up. He wakes up the Nigerian and hands him $500. The Nigerian pockets the $500 goes right back to sleep. The lawyer is going nuts not knowing the answer. He wakes the Nigerian up and asks, ‘Well, so what goes up a hill with three legs and comes down with four?’ The Nigerian reaches in his pocket, hands the lawyer $5 and goes back to sleep.
The Little Stomping Boy
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One day, a little boy, was outside in the backyard stomping on honeybees. When his father came out and saw what the little boy was doing, he made him stop right away and told the little boy, “That’s it for you. No honey for a week.”
Well, then the little boy went to the front yard of the house and started stomping on butterflies. When his father saw what Teddy was doing, he made him stop right away and said, “Stomping on butterflies is a terrible thing to do. Just for that, no butter for a week.”
After that, little boy and his father went into the kitchen and saw the little boy’s mother stomping on cockroaches. The little boy turned to his father and said, “Should I tell her or should you?”
